Worst month ever, lose my phone, lose my wallet, lose my internet, and ugh. Please September be good to me.

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All i do is work, i work to not feel anything but yet it doesn’t work

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a 30 y/o drunk man came up to me in a nightclub the other night and said “the economy might be shit but at least we have niall horan” 

i’m having trouble believing this

i live in ireland the only thing irish men love more than themselves is niall horan 

(Source: grlband, via c3rulean)

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"you’re so full of yourself" no i had a lot of insecurites and a low self esteem which i worked extremely hard to overcome and now i realize that im awesome and i dont care if you think otherwise

(via acidtriptowonderland)

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What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

Better deep condition that shit

(via acidtriptowonderland)

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Once a liar, always a liar.
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r u from europe because europiece of shit

(Source: phineasomg, via mnazal)

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A night filled with the scent of regret, the scent of defeat.
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